No truer words
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fatesfollyTwo bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive
blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she
jumped up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each
of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes, and
quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story: Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes
are dumb.
But all men... are men.
blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she
jumped up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each
of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes, and
quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story: Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes
are dumb.
But all men... are men.
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