Go for the nudity, stay to finish your popcorn, but then LEAVE

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Lee is on movie restriction.

He's been talking about Open Water now for about three weeks. It finally came to a theater near us. I went to the movie's website, not knowing anything about the movie. Reviewers had said "it's the next Jaws." My big ole fat ass it is.

I kept waiting for something to happen. The opening scene is shot with myriad camera angles and sets the stage for the couple leaving on vacation. You get the feeling that you're being lulled into a real thriller of a movie.

Once the couple gets to the islands, they frolic like any other happy couple. You even get a good breast shot of the lead female... Men are happy and women continue to anticipate the open water...

then, NOTHING.

Seriously, it's the biggest let down of the year (besides the US women's gymnastics team)

Please save your money or go see Yu Gi Oh! The Movie.

Jesus!